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STAtusuri de paste vs statusuri de pasti
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Ma numesc cum ma numesc si ma cheama cum ma cheama!

Supararea cand imi vine rup camasa de pe mine .. zici k sunt pe alkaline
Incerc sa ma gandesc cum ma pot gandi la ce vreau sa ma gandesc…
Cred ca imi place ceva… dar nu stiu sigur ce?!
Ma joc cu o grenada…psst… mi-a cazut cuiul pe jos…
Pauzele lungi si dese… cheia marilor succese!

MY status :
I want to change your DNA with my penis - From Parazitii

Statusuri de agatat

Gheorghe ma cheama, dar poti sa-mi spui “iubitule”
Mi-am pierdut ursuletul de plush .. nu ai vrea tu sa dormi cu mine?
Am bmw seria 5 si vila in Snagov. Ia zi, te scot diseara la un suc?
Haide pisy sa te scot prin parc…dar intai sa-ti pun o punga-n cap
Buna, ai un ceas? aaaa, si cat timp liber?

Statusuri in engleza
It doesn’t http://statusurile.com matter how big the bone is, what matters is how deep you can burry it…
School.. who School.. who the fuck needs it???? I’m getting back to counting sheeps the fuck needs it???? I’m getting back to counting sheeps
Nobody likes me, but thats ok, cuz i dont like ya’ll anyway, fuck all ya’ll!
I was born intelligent but school destroyed me
Next time wave I’ll use both all my fingers
Play your music, play it so loud that nobody could sleep…NOISE MAKER!!!